Sorry for the quietness around here; I had a last-minute visit to Ohio and I've been working on the writing in my spare time! Let's jump right into it: last time, Cashlin and Theodora welcomed twins Aidan and Nadia into the world before obliterating their three-day-long marriage. New boyfriend Sean moved into the house, while the chicken thief moved into his very own outdoor jail!
Starting off on a sad note: the tiniest robber petting zoo is forced to close after losing its only exhibition. :'(
And then heading further downhill: Mr. Eight-Grand-In-The-Bank Sean has a job that he can't manage to wake up for...
So he flips out and nets me my first breakdown of the legacy. Snap out of it, Sean! You're supposed to be the competent one!
Theodora: Who needs that paycheck anyway? So what if you eventually lead our family to bankruptcy? I'll still love you!
Sean: Thanks, Theo. ...wait a minute...
The kids? Still cute! But now slightly more bitchy.
Cashlin: Theodora left the kids all by themselves and now a wolf is going to EAT THEM. Oh, the horror!
So... you chase it out then?
Cashlin: Ehhhhh, but... but effort...
Thankfully, evil child-eating wolf Levi eventually leaves to go watch TV with Theodora and Sean. You know, like wolves do.
Sean: Theo, I think we should have our own child!
Levi: heh good luck with that......... laffo
You okay there, dog?
But it's true, PLEASE NO MORE CHILDREN IN THIS HOUSE. THEO AGREES.
Okay, who hopped the wolf up on scooby snacks?
Sean: BOOHOOHOOOOOOOO THIS POOR LITTLE TOY JUST MAKES ME SO SAD
Sean. Please. Stability, you need some.
Cashlin helps Sean pull himself together with a timely slap!
Oh wait, they're just catfighting.
I know you two are excited about finally trying to kill each other, but can we NOT trample over Nadia's jugulars in the process?!
And the winner is... SEAN!! No surprise there! The anime hair gives him super strength!
Then he wipes the floor with Cashlin two more times for good measure. I think now's a good time to mention that I won't include pictures of every single fight that happens because it happens WAY too much in my game. The ISBI stats will be accurate, though!
Theodora: God, you're so tough and manly. Cheating on my husband with you was such a good idea!
Oh look, Sean's collapsed again for no discernable reason.
He must really like making some ~sexay~ mental breakdown expressions.
And now for job news: I bought Cashlin a car so he could drive his own ass to work and stop missing his carpool.
And Theodora got back into her LTW career!
OH THANK GOD
Aidan: What's for my birthday? Do I get presents? Do I get a party?
Aidan: You guys busy now or OH MY GOD
Aidan: I SAW THINGS, NADIA. THINGS I CAN NEVER FORGET.
Hey, welcome home, Cashlin! AND PEEP THIS FAMILY BONDING THAT YOU'VE BEEN EXCLUDED FROM. HAHAHAHAHA.
What, I wasn't expecting that! YESSSSS!
Cashlin comes over and coughs the plague all over his child. Nice.
Don't worry, two can play at the 'projecting bodily fluids' game!
Awwww! Look, they're playing bunny rabbit together!
Sean: Okay, say 'equilateral triangle circumradius'.
Theodora: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY
Remember: don't mention the globes, ever.
Sean: Alright then, change of subject. I've got a good one for you!
SEAN, DO NOT.
I don't think I believe that at all.
Theodora: He's in my beeeeeeeeeeeedddddddddd whiiiiiiiiiine
The struggles she has, you guys. They're SO HARD.
At least she won't have to deal with toddlers anymore! They're growing up!
Thanks for bringing her that bottle only a hundred years too late!
She actually grows up perfectly well. I'm shocked! She's also ADORABLE and she's down with Canada. Two more points in her favor!
She also knows that somewhere out there, it's Miller Time.
Her brother joins her a few hours later when he finally peels his ass off the baby mat.
Aidan's also cute! AND also had a great birthday, what the heck?
LMAO GOOD LUCK THERE. She can barely afford lunch meat half the time.
I think instead of a private education, they could just really use some friends. Aidan is obsessed with this bear here and ignores everybody else to play with it.
Nadia: WHAT. AFFECTION?
Nadia: WHAT IS THIS OMG OMG WHAT IS GOING ON WHAT
Nadia plays a stimulating game of chess while Cashlin lays around and does nothing. How did his sperm manage to accomplish this, again?
Actually, maybe Cashlin has a good reason for being there, considering his own bed is currently occupied!
Aidan: Dad, can I stay up late tonight?
Cashlin: AS IF I ACTUALLY CARE TO BEGIN WITH, AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Aidan finally puts himself to bed... at 7:27 am. Half an hour before the school bus arrives. GOOD JOB!
I was testing this mod at the time so it booted the kids right in the ass and onto the school bus. It's great, but I took it out after a day because it works a little TOO well for me.
Cashlin: WHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE OH BOY OH BOY
I mean, Cashlin actually dashing off to his job? Talk about scary.
Sean: I know that son of a bitch is in there. Just laughing at me.
Cashlin: LOOK WHO PULLED OUT IN FRONT OF YOU! OH NO HOW WILL YOU EVER GET TO WORK NOW
Driver: ...Do you know him?
Sean: I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT.
Finally, the first time in a long time where absolutely everyone is gone from the house. Ahhhhhh...
After her horrible ambulance job, it's great to see Theodora be successful at work again. Maybe it's because her career is so full of political intrigue like grilled cheese sandwich civil rights.
Theodora: WOOOOOOOOOO EVERYBODY TAKE A LOOK AT THIS RICH BITCH RIGHT HERE
Tree: Down with the Cheesists! Anti-Cheesism forever!!
Aidan is truly the king of annoying spazzy children. I've never had a sim kid who loves jumping SO DAMN MUCH. He'll wake up and immediately jump on the bed for five hours straight.
Then he'll get tired and pass out again. That was the extent of the exciting day he had.
Cashlin: Please... no more chess... it's six in the morning...
Nadia: QUITTERS NEVER PROSPER!
Nadia... shouldn't you go to bed too?
Nadia: Can't. Playing chess... in my mind.
Nadia: *stare stare stare*
Theodora: WELL LOOKIE WHO WE HAVE HERE, CASHLIN SLEEPING IN MY BED YET AGAIN! I think I'll join you!
Cashlin: HNGGG! CHEATING WHORE WIFE SENSES ACTIVATED!
Ahahahaha! Oh, kicking Cashlin out of bed this way makes me smile.
And it's vitally important that he gets the fuck out because, uh, I need Theo to get pregnant again. I know, THIS IS SUCH A BAD IDEA. BUT I HAVE REASONS.
An A already?! NERD! NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRD!
Nadia: LOOK LOOK LOOK LOOK DO YOU SEE THIS GRADE RIGHT HERE SEAN THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER AND I'M NEVER WASHING THIS HAND THAT HAS TOUCHED PERFECTION
Sean: Holy shit.
Nadia: *rips face through paper* YES YES I LOVE IT SO MUCH
Unsurprisingly, this is what Aidan accomplished today. This time with more stink gas!
Looks like the nanny is already readying her backhand for this one.
Nanny: How do you expect to get into college if you're dumb and smell bad?
Aidan: UM DO WE PAY YOU FOR UNSOLICITED ADVICE, LADY??
Oh, you're tired? That's what you get for flailing around on your mattress for hours. Stupid.
NANNY, WHY? STOP ALL THE VIOLENCE. PEACE ON EARTH.
Henrietta: Charlie! Noooooooooooo!
Henrietta: Don't try to hide the evidence. I SAW WHAT YOU DID!
THEIF: Is that MY chicken statue she's kicking? HEADS WILL ROLL FOR THIS TRANSGRESSION!
THEIF: JUSTICE. IS. SERVED!
Down she goes! THE GHOSTS ARE BACK, BABY!
Don't start with that face, Sean. Like you even know who she is.
Grim Reaper: If you want, I can just take you too right now. Saves me a return trip!
Theo FINALLY makes it home, along with another promotion and some rank B.O. She wasn't even supposed to go to work today, but the 'stop skilling' mod egged her on to her carpool at mach 5 speeds before I could stop her. Jokes on her for leaving because she totally missed some great ghost murder!
Cashlin: Ha! That's ironic, because SHE SMELLS LIKE DEATH. *twitch*
Theodora: OH BED, YOU FEEL SO GOOD. AND SMELL LIKE DIRT. ZZZZZZZZZZZ
But while I'm preoccupied with wrangling Theo into bed, Aidan gets scared by the ghost too, almost certainly because he was jumping on his damn bed instead of sleeping in it. Oh man...
OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN!!
+ Pomerantz ISBI Stats +
|Pass-Outs:||0 → 1|
|Fights:||0 → 3|
|Shrink Visits:||0 → 2|
|Accidental Deaths:||0 → 1|
Sorry for another cliffhanger, I am SO behind on editing!! And it's already been a month since I've played the Pomerantzs... where is this year going?! Thanks so much for reading, though! See you next time!